Doodle or Die

The anti corruption whale stops the green teapot from ruining the human's scuba diving trip.

Whilst the goldfish and the fly are fighting, their late mother's £896 vase has fallen over spilling her liquid ashes.

Doodle or Die

The sheriff ordered butter and toast, NOT butter and a giant mushroom. He is very angry.

You, staring intently at a piece of soggy bread.

My little pony gold digger strutting her stuff to impress men.

Doodle or Die

A ginger couple sat in bed together, they do not speak English.

ABSTRACT GEOMETRIC MADNESS

A beautiful old lady with sideburns holds a monkeys head and an orange spider. She is wearing a gorgeous pink and yellow dress.

A man with trees for hands is testing is squatting abilities.

Doodle or Die

Tomatoes that ATTACK people.

A smelly, evil poo is robbing a man in black.

New Chain

Three men. One is embarrassed, one is angry, and the other is feeling sexy. They are ALL wearing fur coats.

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