the bees need a map. stupid bees

AISHA WILL EAT ALL THE CHERRIES. SAVE US. SHE IS UNSTOPPABLE. THE POPCORN SACRIFICE DID NOT WORK

you didn't diffuse the bomb in time. now all your flatscreen tvs will be destroyed.

APPEASE HER

rejecting the notion of a veggie burger through violent vomiting

stacey going back every tuesday. kind of like ground hogs day but not. at all.

aisha demands a sacrifice. she must be appeased. F E E D H E R. (popcorn is an acceptable sacrifice)

a frog sits in a sleeping bag on the shelf. rather than sleeping he is tasting the air. delicious

a sheep is the new chairman. it is a socialist sheep. the people rejoice.

the earth is being attacked by red space worms

integration by parts but falling apart and sad

a pug made of tinier pugs