A man kindly asks another man to penetrate himself with his wide variety of BadDragon brand DragonDildos (TM) that he got from BadDragon.com

Oh~ you stretched my VIDEO GAMES so wide onii-chan~ Your XBOX is soo big~ Squirt your EXCLUSIVES all over my little small ARCADE TITLES

B^U WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS

HOLY SHIT THIS PLANE DOESNT HAVE WINGS

A nigger finds his dead nigger friend Jamal and knows it's him cause it's his dead nigger head with his dead nigger tassle on his niggerhead

Oh~ onii-chan! I'm only an orange! You c-couldn't possibly be attracted to something as ugly as m-me...baka

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD FROST A CAKE WITH THEIR BUTT?! OH GOOD IT FEELS SO GOOD IM GOING BLIND

DELETE THE VIDEO GAMES YOU INSTALLED THEY ARE WHATS CAUSING VIRUSES

Poor little white boy