a shittily drawn fox with text saying "wtf"

a wonderfully drawn watermelon woman.

Money doesn't grow on trees. Human limbs and organs do. At least on that one tree they do, it's a really weird one. Let's get out of here.

I cant believe Armin Arlert is fucking dead.

Follow your heart. (It's easy to track, because it crawls slowly and leaves a noticeable trail.)

a gumball machine on a beach

A really adorable girl yells "STOP THE MADNESS" before someone places a sentient pear on her head. She screams. "OH NO!"

Guns don't kill people. Its impossible to be killed by a gun; we are all invincible to bullets, and its a miracle.

a green fluff monster with three arms. its surprisingly adorable, despite possibly being hostile.

a man drinking liquidized bear

The evil guy from the smurfs is selling victorias secret brand perfume.

Its a Pear