A psychopath who is deserted on an island and is telling people that he'll be back like he's Jesus or something

Two ogres fall in love but they cant be together because the male took too much drugs

Redhead smokes meth and is then able to see into the future

A transgender person trys to seduce another person

A boy brings a pair of scissors to a fight not knowing that his opponent was a badass dragon

A man doesnt know what grapfruit is

A man can't decide if his KFC is actually KFC or just Subway

Its raining men

black men chasing aliens who have come to kill our women

A person named Anfernee who keeps hearing his friends talk about his best friend who is nicknamed "Middo"

Big red bubbles that make words

Gaining weight in the winter