Harry Potter is quite dismayed that he can't use magic to bring his nose back. He finally understands how Voldemort feels.

A man farts nervously as he urges you to be more careful with whatever weapon you happen to be holding.

Red Canti from FLCL. If you don't know him, draw Painwheel from Skullgirls. If you don't know her draw a penguin badly disguised as a panda.

Contract? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

A polite and well mannered individual refuses to draw some questionable material. (Thanks for not scarring my innocent young mind! c: )

That site does not exist, but Korra is awesome.

This is a special UNDERWATER boat. Yes, it is supposed to sink. We did that on purpose.

The previous artist. They do not know what Homestuck is.

Pornographic material makes your blood spew violently from every orifice, turning you into a terrifying red fountain of sexual frustration.

Nyan pig. Instead of a cat, there's a pig. Instead of a pop tart, there's bacon. Rainbows still present. Reports of music unconfirmed.

A man trying to look like an assassin by wearing a fancy hood just won a beauty pageant. "BENE.", he mutters.

King Bear lazily beckons to you with his incredibly long stomach arm.