Two guys having some duel with hockey clubs in the middle of a game

Yoshi wears lipstick and a turtle shell with wings

Pink guy uses telekinesis to lift one of those black-squared rice ball things

Someone deepthroats a giant green candle?

Kid puts a party hat on a lobster

A jar of nutella and slice of bread with some spread on it

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Blue lobster sleeps on the grass with a rose in its mouth

I. am. going. to. claw. my. way. down. your. throat. and. tear. out. your. very. soul.

Here he comes (dat boi)

I'm a firing my lazar

A rodent smokes a cig

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You receive a sex pic from Felicia by email, but you only mark it as read

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