If Jumanji was fortnite
The joker went blind and messed up his makeup.
A Narwhal plotting the death of mankind, one boat at a time.
A cat so cute, simply knowing of it's existence causes one's brain to shut itself down.
Scooby doo's gruncle
You gotta die someti
Black friday in soviet russia
If people were Ice-cream, and the police used hot water guns
Aggravated Assault with art utensil.