Dogs are being acquainted with each other.

A Lone Wolf, enjoying his moment in the moonlight and smoke.

Man doing a bungee jump while programming

Rick's heart is broken in two

I'm tr011ing th3 5hit 0ut 0f y0u! -by Terezi

Magical potion of Betterment - Makes everything beter. (Does not contain cocaine)

Forty five shades of red...is that the tittle? Why is the book on fire though?

No! Eleven I told you before, you can't come in here. It's an active crime scene. Seven ate Nine.

Wait...Are you raping me?-asked a damsel in distress while in doggy pose, on the street.What?Noooooo... Responded an insanely skilled ninja!

Take some acid man. It's gonna be fine, I'm telling you. You're going to trancend to a different existence for a while but you'll come back.

No, I ordered Mozzarella with extra cheese and I'll need you to empty the cash register. Yes, pack it all "to go"!

Why are you looking at me like that Mr. Whiskers? You adorable spawn of satan. :3