Jamaican transvestite does not need a man.

According to this pi chart, our sales in black pies greatly exceed those of red pies.

The green Spaniard eyes his martini seductively

simultaneously cooking a small and a medium marshmallow over a campfire. The marshmallows are also labeled just to be clear.

An angry TF2 player desperately in need of a dispenser

A frothy piece of Dial soap

Purple blob man is ordering a new car tire (his old one was rectangular)

Professor Layton is ready for another adventure!