A cup of steaming hot diarrhea.

Its a book that folks read to make them not fear death as much, also justifies murder, rape, bigotry, etc.

An open book on a stand wearing a green traffic cone is proud to be a gangster.

A spider descends on a pepperoni pizza.

A tree on steroids makes fun of Charmander's wimpy body. DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

A stoned cat the size of Earth telling Earth how fucking high it is right now. Earth is in disbelief.

EA bribes IGN to rate their new game "Cheese Adventure" an 11/10 GOTY.

A man in a masquerade mask saying "OH SHIT." (He probably pooped his pants)

A one legged cowboy riding an autistic gay pony.

A fish tank that looks like an old TV.

Captain Planet ordering cheese pizza while looking at CP.

BABY CARROT! ^_^