Circumcising a bomb

Ha ha... guy letters... coat... smaller coat... fuck off.

Revenge of the evil mutant ninja hat IN CYBER SPACE

White man plays basketball in the middle of the mojave dessert with a turtle that has chocolate chip cookies for feet

Red jackets aren't even cool, Michael!

A man who knows how to make a lot of friends in the south.

The STANKIEST of all STANKY poopies

guuuuurrrrl sexxy gurl fish

king of dah pussy

Tits and money

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!! and the British hockey league

year of the skull. or something. maybe im not getting a reference or something

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