A balding, bespectacled, and acne-ridden obese man has had his feelings hurt.

A pig with hair made entirely of ketchup. It looks rather content.

WHIPPIN' BATS AND MEDUSA HEADS: THE GAME

Cyclops at the beach. It seems he forgot his sunglasses.

Your average anime.

A marvelous scribble.

The Eiffel Tower with large breasts

Someone gives money to Dracula.

Blinky's (the blue ghost from Pac-man) time machine worked! He is now in 2008, yo.

A bastardization of Mario. This one is portly, wears suspenders, and sports larger ears.

Aladdin flying on his carpet, shouting, "I'm a tool!"

How every story on /v/ starts