TOILET EXPLOSIONNSSSSS

LICE IN UR HAIR FOO GO WASH UP RN

Jersey shore ain't deaf foo

IBONG ADARNA CAWCAW MOFOS >:)

OH NO HE'S ABOUT TO PUKE HELP HIM

ARCEUS RAINING HELL OVER THE EARTH WHICH IS UNDERWATER

JESUS ROCKS LIKE PETER

dexter's labuttory

IF U WANNA BE MY LAVA U GATTA GIT WIF MA FRENZ

i hate you, said his eyes into your soul.

Italian boots are the best. yes.

"Lumos" says the Two-headed wizard, as he clutches his official Harry Potter wand of death.