The post-it note I rewrite every day and slap on the fridge to remind myself

Shirt-With-Skull available in two colors at Hot Topic

The disorienting opening scene of a poorly-directed film noir

This Dewgong is giving me bedroom eyes, man

Unnecessarily large noose

No one smiles like Ginger Gaston

Spock bein' Spock

Poorly translated instruction manual for an imported Japanese video game

A gossipy Triceratops under house arrest

Spider-Man is cradling a kitty, but doesn't look too pleased about it

Bemused earthworm

The fish is starting to think that his masseur is up to something