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Shrek loves Facebook because he can stare at Katy Perry's dog.

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Gingersnapples realizes Shrek is underaged and runs from the cops.

Shrek stares his mate in the face. It is now time for sex.

The letter U inhales a football.

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Shrek smokes a joint while thinking about Gingersnapples.

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House going into Shrek's anal sphincter.

Free camoterrid

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Shrek stars in a new made-for-TV movie entitled "It is Never Ogre: The Casey Anthony Trial"

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Lewis realizes Shrek is lovely in bed...but is he a good businessman?

gingersnapples loves shrek

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Shrek blames the Mexicans for his erectile dysfunction.

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Shrek knows the truth about the NSA, but decides to smoke weed with Amanda Bynes while jumping on a trumpet instead.

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