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"I'm sorry Mr.Alien, but we don't sell cowboy hats in your size"
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My meat cleaver brings all the cows to the yard, and they'r like "FUCK NO!"
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A hairy noodle in a fat guys bellybutton.
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A druken seagold on ab electric wire.
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The queen of england is a monkey in disguise