The baseball off season is a time for cat harpooning and seas of Pepto Bismol.
Oh hey, I can see Earth off in the distance.
Your mom.
Santa joined a grunge band and got payed $5.
A girl with see through brown hair is confounded by the E on her laptop.
Rock is positively glowing because of his brand new smoking bread hat.
Cage The Elephant changes their name to Cage The Bear, and release their new album, "Why."
Multicultural coins
Blue turtle is hurting from being filled with so much water.
Shrek sex, forest gump with onions instead chocolate
A man vomiting pickles and blood.
What have you done to my nose /d/?