Dark Souls General

Oh man, the earth looks so...delicious... I'm gonna eat that earth AAAGNHNnghn

A small, lit match demands a fight. With you, drawer. >:|

A spoon disguised as a mermaid, with dashing long purple hair, a yellow bra, and blind man's glasses.

A rose that has died and become smelly

Kane & Lynch if they were stars instead of humans

And then the trash can looked at the faucet and said...

Chubby pony hater with NO FEET

The media's interpretation of video games.

A man in a plaid shirt and jeans contemplating how he has a bloody axe in his hands.

A lonely man smeared in makeup and two noodle arms writes in lipstick "Love Me"

Mr. "I Be Pimpin'" Upbeat throws a nice left hook as he's impaled by an olive on a stick.