a strapping young man wears a hat on both of his heads; to cover his bald spot, and his throbbing erection.

guy driving train realizes its not powerful enough to go up the hill, so he jacks off till it flys down the hill killing everyone inside

The Magic School Bus: Revolution in the Congo Edition

Clemont met Bill, and was half turned into a dog pokemon.

He couldn't stand his ears. He tied plastic bags over them and began cutting. He got one off, it was hard to chew but he finally swallowed.

A man approached him, and ejaculated on his shirt. The only thing he could say was "wat" before he was pushed onto the metro tracks and kill

He grew increasingly aroused as he drew their faces on. His work got messy as he rushed to finish. his boner raging, he mushed them together

Its horrible, what he does when he gets home from work. Dresses the poor girl up in a wig and dress. She limps now, can't even walk straight

Finally she's home, she unlatches her belly strap to let her stomach fall all about. She takes her pants off, but she can't reach her penus.

He executes the splits perfectly in the pool. His pants rip right in half, his strong boner all vulnerable, he begs "come in man" 2 his luvr

orange, banged a sun hot girl, and got blue balls

the view of a woman's nose from her butt