How do I clicked mouse?
You are alright as a cactus.
Dog in a drug-induced sleep.
Particularly smelly pile of doo-doo.
Three oreos with blue cream, but they are all missing the top biscuit.
”The Illuminati wants you, little Billy.”
Dyslexic clown wants to join the Satan club.
Mildly intrigued clown holding a butter knife.
Astronaut bungee-jumping from outer space without a cord.