A pale, pointy-shouldered humanoid urges the viewer to "takean egbert instead." Presumably, the artist disliked the previous description.

In this modern art, the artist expresses the futility of existence through the ingenious use of poor handwriting and incomplete Zelda quotes

In this image, we find a pristine example of ancient tablet markings. This likely translates to "roadkill-carrot-xx"

Here we view the purple spotted hound in its natural habitat. Take note of the majestic hanging nipples.

A viking refuses to stop his streak of vandalism.

A sentient pile of pudding is depressed because he is unable to continue eating cake.

Although it could be seen as a woman with an atrocious venereal disease, I shall interpret this as a large lobster claw clutching eyeballs.

An enclave soldier uses his incredibly long arms to operate a spraycan which looks like a gun. He is making graffiti.

An armless gecko with a sombrero laughs at the underwear of a suburban "gangsta". Is suspect that the youth in question is trippin' balls.

Diablo shows off his newest painting.

I say! This disembodied head is far too gangsta.

To quote the text on the doodle, "Fgfgds... ALSO BUTTS". And, indeed, this artist has drawn a woman's butt beside the text.