I'm sorry. But my time here is GOTTA GO FAST.

Fucking redditfags shitting the place up

A wealthy penguin plays a geam on a terrible system designed and marketed for 13 year olds and frat boys

Two gumdrops fart simultaneously whilst in a dark maze looking for a sliced lemon to use for their world renowned lemon meringue pie

An Asian man in a polyester parka holds a bar of soap

Good heavens! An explosive in our fuel canister?!?

Meanwhile, on the Moon...

Attack of the killer /b/s

Detective Dan throws caution into the wind

A firebreathing serpent is terrified of razor blades.

A cactus plays the bassoon with his rectum whilst a block of well dressed cheese watches in horror

Draw your favorite Pokémon in as much detail as you possibly can. I'm in no rush, so neither should you be.