pretentious drawing with too many words.

I'm a damn horse and I love me some damn pizza. Also, I prefer to eat my damn pizza with a damn fork and damn knife at a damn table.

Zack Galafanakis in Superman 2.

All the sperms lost their heads.

BRAIN STROM!!!

A fetus uses his laser eyes to shoot beams out of his mothers womb.

I am undecided about this yellow donut with sprinkles.

The smoking sir is telling joe to solve this case!

two masses of poison fogs are in love.

I am enjoying this can of soda on my oddly shaped couch.

Caesar VS. the volcano.

man wears a cheese hat with a small fat man that lives on top of the cheese hat.

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