When you offer him some gum, but it`s too little too late.

Someone takes wikiHow "How to Practice Kissing" article way too literally, leaving the hand begging for mercy.

A naked spaceman is cradling planet Venus. Mars and Sun are outraged.

A thing I have always refused to touch in a science museum.

An annoyed ostrich was looking forward to 50% off Christmas sale that was supposed to be in November and got cancelled.

Metallica fan born in 1991 is test flying to apply for helicopter pilot license. It`s going so-so.

A skinny dude wearing a brown helmet using supernatural powers to suck a Jewish guy into a tornado and make him spill all his cash-money.

Dude in thobe trying to sell you an overpriced sofa.

GOG Galaxy is all sourpuss about everyone having to Google to know what it actually is.

A human-faced lynx is sucking on a Cinco tube.

A hairy shortsighted ginger gets so giddy about the news that his chocolate ice cream cone starts melting.

A chef refuses to prep escargot and sails away on a snails back to start his own restaurant on a deserted island.