Betty Ruble Sticks a hot dog up her ass and says, "It tastes so good! I have to tell Wilma about this!"

New Chain

"I did not hit her. Its not true. Its bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naaaat... Oh, hi Mark"

Spear lands on top of naked mans head and kills him. Dead goldfish also present but no urine is being dispersed.

Baked pie with wings

Pistol fires a finger mid-ejaculation. Ejaculate lands on McDonald's Happy Meal

Blonde hair, blue eyed, girl with comb still in hair

Bottomless island woman poops into the ocean while holding a yellow oar and chilling with a purple fish. *NSFW*

A tree, that is tripping balls, tells a house, "I can *certainly* help you"

Goatee

Baby cyclops-pegleg Shrek! ayy lmao

New Chain

The Big Lebowski

Man fires rifle with one hand.

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