He looks stupidly into the mirror, but what he sees there is not his reflection.

Rockin' angel

NO! Flaming eyes

Draw the object to your left.

Icy electune movie?

Smiley turd

Once upon a time there was a mom Her name was Mrs Pteranodon Sitting on her nest she heard a scratching and said Oh boy my eggs are hatching

A llama and an alpaca watching the sun set together and spitting.

Deformed genital monster

Screw Valentine's Day, I'm going to stick my suspicious looking key into that heart thing.

An ugly bunny with giant buck teeth or a cute bunny with square boobies?

Elephant chicken pox