My favorite thing, the car. <3

Does he have a lil apple peen??? And what are those floating orbs of dark power around him!? WUTS HAPPENING!

Why are you giving me shit, brah. Nobody wants that.

Doodle or Die

Stop yelling at me!!!!! That. Or open wide, bitch.

look at dat peaceful mutherfuckin sun. I'd swim in dat shit. god damn. That son is not correctly proportioned, however, 7/10.

Doodle or Die

A hand with volcanic levels of venereal disease. I don't think anyone could survive the damage done from ejaculating lava...just saying.

The epitome of your cooking skills.

Doodle or Die

Alien with blue nips

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