Doodle or Die

Thicc sisters vs. All the skinny bitches

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The pastor spots the secret goat nun all hot and bothered. Too bad you can't f*** the nuns on the grass.

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Megatron is lured into a 'hot and steamy' situation by a sleek coupe from Cars. She may or may not want it in the tail pipe.

Poopy affection

The three brother bears lay on top of each other for warmth.

Some dude thinks it's a good idea to shoot up the mary jane.

Dark demons enjoy playing frisbee golf with beach balls.

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Dead cow wants apples at 1:35

Transgender strawberry likes to put on a tutu and smell his armpits

The coolest meatloaf in town.

He REALLY loves Doritoes

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Boy cries orange juice becuase he doesn't like dancing with tiny people

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