Snake? Snaaake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaake?!!!!!

Black power

INTERNET EXPLORER, SO COOL

MAN WITH RED EYES (CAP LOCK IS COOL)

two golden penises

Homer Simpson is playing mind games with a hand full of strawberries. The strawberries are winning.

vomiting rainbows in the wrong order

Leroy Jenkins realises that he isn't funny any more and leaves. Permanently.

I am the pony king said the demonic pony

An asteroid is about to hit the earth. It however is turned away by a man who says 'f*ck off asteroid!'

Man is strangled by two limes

A rake