A baguette that says, "All I see is death," stabs a Pepsi bottle by an elevator while a dog/fish hybrid swims by and a wizard watches.

A pink snowman cries at the sight of his shadow. Just five more pounds and he'd be perfect...

THEY ARE OUT OF PORK CHOPS. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BUSINESS. I'M NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN.

The CIA looks unimpressed as the floating grey squid turns himself in, covered in blood and guts.

Two orange gay stickmen arguing over who the fag is.

Dog with glasses summoning a book titled "Webb Dictiom" from the heavens.

Vampire Ravenclaw version of Harry Potter.

Grape jelly screaming for divine intervention.

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Monster meatball wreaks havoc on the city.

Colorful dots and junk.

A turd laying on the side of a toilet lid saying, "What did I ever do to you?"

A piece of broccoli that has been stabbed with a sword and is bleeding.

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