Bored green platypus.

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A drug addicted teenage vegetable taking drugs in a back alley, only to get caught by his mother on her way home from grocery shopping.

Angry old crab yelling at sassy youngins.

Hitler eats his own feces.

Santa's head has been chopped off. His disembodied head somehow has the ability to utter his last words.

After many failed procedures, Doctor Louis killed himself via alcohol poisoning. He now lies in a puddle of his own vomit and excrement.

Wiener dog is confused about its posterior.

Ugly cat in lingerie hanging upside down on a tree branch. It claims to be sexy but it's probably delusional.

Ash disapproving of the sexual relationship between a Pikachu and its Pokeball.

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The end of the world. People are being eaten alive by giant living fruits and vegetables. The king carrot watches the carnage in his throne.

A grey bird offering another bird named bob to watch beer and football at his place. The other bird accepts the offer and burps.

Old cranky anthropomorphic bunny bends over to grab something that may or may not exist.

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