an alien that is just a giant floating head opens its metal eye to show you the ragu'e its been preparing for you in it.

european jew is about to drop a stepping stool on a hard working american.

KILL THEM JHONNY, KILL THEM ALL....

man commits suicide because the world won't stop raining dicks.

Fuck I just lost

a stickman waterskiing.

the earth has turned into a med-kit from the view of the moon and there is a bike pump and white dot on the moon too.

a guy with brown hair smiling with a green and blue eye

that bro turtle from finding nemo and the annoying bitch fish.

you are a brain

the ninga turtle with the purple bandana enjoys a pizza with the ninga turtle with the blue bandana, and he is cut in half (no blood though)

a zombie with horns says bluh, because he is a zombie.

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