One of those creepy as fuck cat statues you see in Vietnamese restaurants waving at the sun

A pile of shit, labeled ME3, being played with by a baby.

Asian Nicky Minaj

An abomination in this world: The minotaur. His mom recently told him (in explicit detail) about how he was conceived. A gallon of semen

A blue flame with a shocked expression on it's face. With only one goal in mind: Going fast, the only way he can escape reality.

Projectile ass vomit

People trying to use greentext where it doesn't belong. Alternatively, draw a cup of water

Britney spears makes her 1st appearance in public after her chemo. She is holding a blue bag, and possibly tripped over her own foot???

The aftermath of Jennifer Helper's rage. Corpses of fellow co-workers lie within the rubble. All she left was a trail of blood and grease.

An asteroid is plummeting towards an ocean. WHERE IS AQUA MAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM?! THE HORROR! Too bad this will never happen

A stick figure saying "Nigga, I dun know" While kicking a desk that is on fire

Hilter's life flashing before his eyes as a bullet is flying towards him

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