Third grader is jealous of classmates new calculator watch. FUCK YOU BRET.

I took too much Viagra and my hat exploded.

Season 8 of sienfeld

So jerry realizes that his toilet repair is going to cost more than he first expected

Your favorite 90s sitcom

Obama realizes he's in the matrix

A man takes off his 3d glasses he's been wearing his whole life to find out that life is already in 3d

Walt from breaking bad banging mike on top of a jeep wagoneer

George Washington is content with his brand new dodge challenger

Holy shit the iron Giant is friends with sienfeld and George is jealous

Asses cars... In an ass

So da. Vinchi makes a T shaped machine that turns people into jello