There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up with a fright, in the middle of the night...

A misguided man who was fooled into eating tacks. Instead of admitting his mistake, he lies about them being tasty. He's manly.

Double orange.

A feline aficionado.

A person who is untalented and ruining the internet by putting up videos each week. His fan base consists of 12 year olds.

A shitty report.

Well, he drew a turtle with a hat. Draw something more interesting than that.

A very surprised Hitler.

A pig in the midst of being slaughtered, but is far to metal to let that stop him from finishing his guitar solo... good luck!

A young woman with a hideously large tumor growing out of her face petting her younger brother.

The man couldn't breathe due to the abundance of rainbows.

He's okay.