alien valentine

lesbian nonporn

motorized guacamole

bloody coat hanger uprising

anxious donkey is anxious

an armadillo chastising his speechwriter.

Three-titted woman lusting for a 7-foot dildo.

Jon Boehner eating a baby

invisible man peeing

happy voluntarily-quadiplegic turtle is happy

Sarah Palin being eaten alive by a tiger and blaming Obama.

a drowning lemon growing a chocolate branch with a pinwheel on top.