Doodle or Die

Gandalf rocks out in his dad's clothes.

an alien is sprayed with custard. he doesn't like it but his antenna does not broadcast alarm.

A big mouth. Some teeth sparkle. Some are jagged. The lips are cold and white.

an old clown is carrying a large turd

a duck and two cats are lying in a post-coital daze. the orange cat (right) is smoking a cigarette. Black cat (left) has made a big mistake.

Snakes are fighting with broken necks and tails.

A crab fucks the entire concept of democracy

A fat dragon attacks a small boat manned by an ant.

hair pins flatten a tomato

a man in the 1930s sinks out a lady with his underarm stench

Astronaut's head explodes in space.

a bare leg is stepping towards a liquorice bootlace.

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