A blue sign outside a morgue is informing people how they make their business. Facebook has taken an ad out on this sign.

An upset tree lashes out at a shark who has done nothing to it. The tree even says "Fuk u shark!", which is VERY, VERY rude.

A pregnant scene girl bitterly, and horribly tells an young emo "fag" that she is TOO scene for him. Far too scene. FAR, FAR TOO SCENE.

America (left) Vs Europe (right)

A Crazy old man has broken into a hospital, and is playing with the machines that are keeping people alive. That is not very responsible!

A man eats an icecream cone with a fish inside of it

A sad cloud gets a wizard hat thrown at it, and its hurts so it cried a little. Poor cloud

The sun is worried about the earth's change in personality. So he runs away from the earth at a very fast rate.

A priest crushes a sinning frog with the holy bible, while a british man is confused, but lets his brown pet snake run around for fun

A team of time travelers, who hate the movie titanic, go back in time to stop the ship from crashing, to stop the movie getting made.

Pete the Pig is dressed as a woman, attempting to seduce a tree, and steal its fruit while the tree is distracted

Hello Kitty is sick and tired of her "kiddie" (ha ha!) image, and is now trying to appeal to the young thugs. How hip and happening!

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