Gollum finally realizes he cannot marry The Ring, so he tosses his one true love into the fires of Mt. Doom.

SACRAFICE THE FRENCH FRIES TO THE VOLCANO GODS!

Two men trading pornographic posters.

The brave banana knight sets out to free his one true love, the princess, from her tower that is guarded by Godzilla.

Pfft, who needs sunglasses?

Robert Downey Jr. dressed in a suit, top hat, and monocle sitting in a maroon felt chair, sipping tea in front of a green striped wall.

Fancy potato man loses his head.

A skeleton pirate clutches his chest in horror.

A mountain climber gets a cramp in his back and falls to his eminent death.

Watson(Texting Sherlock): "Hoelmes where are you?" Holmes(Texting John): "Was that a pun, Twatson? - SH"

Blues Clues ate a bad sandwich and is now vomiting.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle V.S. A pink man with a yellow mustache/mullet in a yellow jumpsuit.