A boy and a girl who seem to both have boners walking hand in hand.

Snakes like bell chairs

Doodle or Die

A kawaii desu pink cow (who is a female) dressed as a baseball player hears that you're a swallower.

A happy man standing on carpet.

The sun is pissed off at the earth.

A ghost.

An Asian guy saying "_____ are dumb."

An anime desu cat thing with an acorn.

An eel with sharp teeth exclaiming, "Ay wot I'm a bloody eel I is!"

A handful of cards missing an ace.

A piece of shit chasing the shoop-da-whoop guy

An Amish guy shooting Mickey Mouse with a machine gun

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