david hasslehoff with a bleached moustache, in men in black, reassessing his life

a young statue of liberty embracing a ginger male feeling her breast.

a catgoldfish with a mustachio called moostace trying to steal a ruby and some starburst.

a lunchbox, boxer shorts, and a sock, each sing ballads to a basketball, trying to win its affection (and possibly a valentine's date)

endless burger

old photo of a guy peering at his watch because he can't make it on time.

A crescent slice of blue cheese

ant hill atomic burst.

BLOODY KIWI ATTACK!

Red turtle shadow above a hand holding a chinese fan.

That shit look like a Toupée. Don't go near it.

Mr. Bogus faces a Angelica's Cynthia lookalike, along with a leprechaun doppleganger.