A person jumping off of a diving board into a pool of swans.

...What...the...whatever. A hand with two solid black dots next to it.

A butterfly knife that is alive and walking around, and...uh...has a cowboy hat...yeah...let's make that happen.

A stingray washed up on the shore of a beach.

"Someone was killed today and VIDEO GAMES are to blame. Here to discuss it is someone who knows nothing about video games."

"A Line" on a background of black and white lines.

A mentally disabled sheep shooting laser-beams from it's eyes.