We all live in a yellow submarine, submerged in green slimy liquid

Some smart guy shoved a cup inside of a cake to try and cover up the fact that they forgot to buy cupcakes for Timmy's birthday party.

Knuckles contemplates burying the bodies of sonic and tales so he can star in the next crappy Sonic the Hedgehog game.

girl winks at you while holding a chain...Nothing sexual happens after this.

Dave does not appreciate John's wiener so John is angry and embarrassed

Sad horse cannot race because his front leg has turned into a small stub

shadow wonders why they bury dead people under grave stones

My laptop is breaking up with me.

I too am happy mr. demon smiley face

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Faster than the speed of of a speeding lasagna

two spiders dancing under a palm tree. otp

why is my ice cream full of fire flies?

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