Carrot goes on a blind date, date ends up being a tomato which he doesn't want to date because he's a vegetable and she's a fruit.

Darth Vader in the Matrix

A flying book is playing golf using a futuristic bat as the golf club and an apple as the golf ball.

That cat is up to something again...

A guy wants this guy with an eyepatch and a bowler hat to fuck him. Other man refuses.

Worms in Space! Also ladders, for some reason

Another batman hater.

A french guy says that a paintbrush is already art. He's a stereotype though, and as mom always said I shouldn't listen to stereotypes.

Punches. Punches everywhere

As it turns out, gingers do have souls! Some bloke mistook soul for nose. Go gingers?

Yep, that's a whore.

dog on a boat