Happy fisherman with Tourette's

The stick shift of a Ford(R) is confused... every gear is marked "R". No way to go but backwards. Wherefore this metaphysical impasse?

Green alien is blinded by Earth's powerful sun. Humanity is spared... this time.

multicolored circles, and also a penis.

Thumbs up from Afro Man.

I moustache you a questions.

A zombie enjoys the intestines of a formerly beautiful woman.

Duck with a stylin' bill

Fried egg gives you a raspberry while salt and pepper shakers look on.

Amorphous black slime is sad because it is stuck in a wasteland by itself.

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