Thumb has had enough with life on the run. He is turning himself over to the police after a wild life of crime.

The earth locked in a thick candy coating. Half vanilla and half strawberry.

A game that sucks but an entire country obsesses over it anyway.

A fan of Wheel of Fortune dreams of mass murder by driving down a hill backwards in a zamboni.

It's W-MAN! Fear his double heads and sore nipples!

A whoopie cushion related injury.

A man with a purple taco for a head is terror stricken.

Gangster Mario about to stomp on a burger.

A pancake running a red light.

Red haired lady with extreeemly long legs goes for a swim.

The green box salesman giving the hard sell on the red sports car.

Arizona, fuck yeah?