Kermit attempts to seduce a woman, while secretly picking his ass.

A kid is trying to solve 2+2.

An umbrella wth a gun assaults a man

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i would like to be the little girl

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a burger being thrown in the trash

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Two people hugging on a couch.

A baby is being sexually assaulted by a big spider and also a spider made out of shit.

A neckbeard unsheathes his katana!

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