A child laments at his allergy to the sun. "Why can't I go outside?" he thinks, as he watches Timothy, his friend, shit in the mini-pool.

A pirate who is too willing to relinquish her booty.

Troll sun has destroyed my snowman FOR THE LAST TIME!

SILENCE CANADA

OH FUCK I'M ON LSD WHAT IS THIS!?

Cops will shoot knights on sight. GUARANTEED

"Hmmmm, which colors shall I use?" Thinks the man, unaware of the train heading down to strike him, thrown BY THE ONE TRUE LORD OF ALL, STAN

That jerk from Doug got mustard on his face.

the ultimate burger

OH FUCK YES THIS CAT FEELS GREAT ON MY TITS

The poop wizard.

IT IS THE BLUE FIRE OH FUCK!