WALUIGI GONNA RAPE

Thor gives his disapprovement to Loki's blowjob skills.

MAN proclaims he's your farther.

Chinese man watches cock-looking rocket take flight.

oh shit, it's christmas and i gotta popen my fucking presents hope it's a bike

bADA$$ KRAB LOOKING TO GET FUCKED

COOKIES?! FOR BREAKFEST?!

Purple dot ponders life's myserties.

What have I become?

Nintendo's next innovative and instant-hit console.

Boba Fett getting punched in the stomach.

Optimus Prime slapping Megatron.